Human Resource Management

So Anti-Congress Waves are taking heavy tolls on Congress.

GOI/Congress are having vast resources ,HRD Ministry , regiment of IAS and what-not officers and some of the top Management and Business Schools.

Then why.....why??

They are unable to take advantage of good feedbacks.

They fail to take advantage of Analytical Analysis and

take timely action to avert crises.

PAL IS PUZZLED.

ARE YOU ALSO PUZZLED ??



The solution lies in SIMPLE THINKING whereas

Politicions are accustomed to think three-dimentially and hyperbolically.



THE SIMPLE THINKING gives us two-points solution :

Congress needs....
*Analytical Solution
*A good HRME Friend


PAL'S TWO-POINT SOLUTION



(1) ANALYTICAL SOLUTION : Congress should ride the following waves WISELY . DOLKIBICO may be of great help.


* ESSENTIAL COMMODITIES PRICE WAVE : Onion , potato, some vegetables, rice, wheat, pulses and eggs are every man's , particularly poor-man's , food in India. It's price is opposition's most lethal weapon . Onion-wave had once toppled Congress government,

*SEALING WAVE : It had already cost MCD Poll for Congress . Some permanent solution ,giving relief to shopkeepers and RWA , is to be found .

BLUELINE BUS WAVE : Congress failed to solve this problem timely and did not show proper care to nearly hundred victims . This may prove a graveyard for Congress in coming Delhi election.

ANTI-RESERVATION WAVE : Including creamy layers in reservation policy gives an anti-poor image and an impression that policy is only for the leaders and their relatives. Mayawati had already taken the advantage of the same .

SELF-EMPLOYMENT WAVE : Congress had miserably failed in creating a self-employment wave . In fact , all parties have failed in this regard .

Successfully handling of the above waves may strengthen Coongress to handle the Indo-US Nuclear deal successfully .

(2) A GOOD HRME FRIEND : The 7Fs Of HRMD shall prove a good HRME Friend .
Critic : How the HRME friend friend can help ?
Pal : By changing Anti-Congress waves into Pro-Congress waves .
Critic : What is the methodology ?
Pal : Showing care and concern for the masses .
Critic : What are the steps ?
Pal : I have told you earlier that to make improvement , the doctor needs to know your body as his own body .
Critic : Nonsense ! Incompetent ! Irrelevant ! What is the relevance now ?
Pal : Elementary my dear Watson ! Before suggesting steps , the HRME friend needs to know the Congress as his own body .
Mischievous Critic :You...You and your HRME friend still don't know anything about my body .
Mischievous Pal : When you are giving the chance .
Puzzled Critic : What....what....what...what.....??????